Nonfiction Book Reviews

True Ghost Stories by Hans Holzer was not my favorite ghost story collection, but it was average.  He said at one point in the book that he’d written over 100 books (I checked out his Wikipedia article, and it looks like he’s written exactly 138 books thus far) and that made me wonder just how old he is.  So I looked that up too, and apparently he was born in 1920.  I’m not surprised.  His style of writing is that of an older person, and it was obvious enough that it bugged me throughout the book.  Here’s a quick excerpt as an example:

“This was very necessary, you see, because she had just been through a nervous breakdown due to an unhappy love affair…The conversation at the dinnertable had been about art and poetry, two subjects very dear to Dorothy’s heart…That night she went to bed with anticipatory fears, but nothing happened.” Page 95-95, True Ghost Stories.

Maybe it’s just me, but that narrator voice is very annoying, and after reading 502 pages of stilted phrases, it made me want to poke my eyeball out with a fork. No, I’m not overly dramatic, why do you ask?

As a redeeming quality, there was quite a bit of interesting information in it.  I really don’t read many paranormal books (I read Don’t Call Them Ghosts and another book about ghosts in New England, and that’s been it for me, ever).  So perhaps the information he gives would be review for other people, but to me, it was all new.  He talked about the differences between ghosts, and how sometimes people think they’re experiencing a ghost when in actuality it’s a psychic imprint, and other random information like that I’d never heard.  If those interesting tidbits had been put by themselves into a book, it would have made for an interesting book.  As it was, you had to wade through chapters of poorly told ghost stories to get to them.

Oh, and he also talked some about how he became a Psychic Investigator, which I thought was one of the most interesting parts of the book - I wish I had learned more about that transformation, because he had started out as a pure skeptic.  There was no such thing as ghosts, period.  To go from that to being a leading expert in the world on paranormal activity is quite a jump, and I enjoyed the little bit that he did explain.  Perhaps I need to see if he wrote an autobiography and read that if he has.  Maybe I just picked up the wrong book by him, I don’t know.

Overall, I would say that the book tends to wear on - it’s long, the ghost stories start to run together, and the narrator voice is grating.  If you’re looking for a plethora of ghost stories as inspiration for story or skit that you’re writing, you’ll find all you want here and more.  But it wasn’t a book that would keep you up at night, reading, too scared to go to sleep.  In fact, I had a hard time forcing myself to read it at all.

I give True Ghost Stories 2.75 out of 5 stars.

Havs

I ran across Don’t Call Them Ghosts: The Spirit Children of Fontaine Manse on accident at the library tonight, and decided that it looked interesting enough to preview on my 15 minute break. I was instantly hooked. It was almost physically painful to close the book after 15 minutes - I wanted to know what happened next!! I took the book home and finished it in about 2 hours (it’s a pretty quick read - simple narration, and only 255 pages long).

The true story is of a family who moved into a house and two days later found out (in a very dramatic fashion) that it was haunted by ghosts. As time passed, Mrs. McConnell eventually figured out that there were three of them, and they were all children. Although she was quite terrified of them at first, she eventually realizes that the children are harmless, and she ends up calling them her “other children” and loves them as much as she loves her own children.

Most ghost stories are about terrible hauntings where the ghosts do horrible things to the inhabitants of the house - this book was not like that in the slightest. Sweet, simple, and cozy is how I would describe both the book and the author. She was quite hilarious when it came to writing up her inner dialog - she would talk along to herself, calling herself a “dumb butt” for not understanding something fast enough, and often said that she was just a simple country girl. Mrs. McConnell is unbelievably believable in this book. I could see myself curling up with a cup of hot cocoa and talking with her like an old friend - she comes across as being very approachable and down to earth. A down-to-earth, salt-of-the-earth woman who just so happens to love three children she can’t see or hear.

My only small quibble with the book is the fact that there are so many mistakes in the printing of it - misplaced quotation marks are the worst offenders, although misplaced apostrophes and commas also rate high. I don’t know if this was a mistake on the author’s part or the layout person in charge of printing, but either way, the editor in me had a hard time with that. But overall, this is one of the best books that I’ve read in a very long time. I give it 5 out of 5 stars, and highly recommend that if you’re interested in ghosts or spirits at all, to pick this one up. And make sure to pick up a box of Kleenexs too!

Two giant thumbs up!

Havs